Jeremy Clarkson finds the world a perplexing place. So much so, in fact, that he wrote a book about it.

But despite the appearance of the bestselling The World According To Clarkson, things don’t seem to have changed much. And so Jeremy’s having another go.

In And Another Thing, our exasperated hero discovers that:

· He inadvertently dropped a bomb on North Carolina · We’re all going to explode at the age of 62

· Russians look bad in Speedos. But not as bad as Brits

· No one should have to worry about being Bill Oddie’s long lost sister

· Cooking a Sunday Roast is one thing. Gravy is quite another

· He should probably be nicer about David Beckham